sorry:

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

(Source: sorry, via fook-dat-beach)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via fook-dat-beach)