rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via peas-to-see-you)

sixpenceee:

The artist behind this is Arthur Tress. 

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COMMON NIGHTMARES & THEIR MEANINGS

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bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(via shine-thelight)

dampsandwich:

one day i will escape from this website

(via eltonj0hn)

me: walks into living room
tv: tonight on how its made
me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

(via walkonwaterordrownn)